Tuesday, August 5, 2008

An American Tale

A redneck farm hand radios back to his boss, the farm manager: 'Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out'.
The manager says, 'OK there's a Wichester behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him'.
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. 'I did as you said, Boss. Took the rifle and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on.'
'Now what's the problem?' raged the manager..
'Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel. You still there Boss?'

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