Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Secret to Success:


This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E. F. G. H I. J. K. L M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
Knowledge and Hardwork will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top !!!

3 comments:

  1. Yep if you can't dazzle em with brilliance then baffle em with bullshit.

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  2. Right on, Demeur!

    Just read something recently about bullshitting skills being the most important thing for employees these days, in relation to their managers.

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  3. so true, but you have to be able to do it in a way that doesn't leave you liable to anything. another more useful skill than knowledge: passing the blame

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