Sunday, May 15, 2011

The ABCD Wife and a Little Johnny story

Since I hadn't posted for a while, today I did five posts including this one to make up for it. And a couple of stories for you ...  This will have to hold you until we get home Thursday to Ukraine.

A wife asked her husband to describe her .....
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said: 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K,L ?'
He said: I'm Just Kidding, Love.....!!!
His funeral is Tuesday.

Little Johnny's father bought him a life-size robot for his birthday.  The salesman warned Little Johnny's father that the robot hated lies and reacted violently if anyone told a lie.  Little Johnny's father thought that was a neat characteristic and did not tell Little Johnny.
Everything went well until one day Little Johnny didn't get home from school until 6:00 pm. 
"Where were you?" 
"Several of us boys went to the library to research our homework." 
The robot rolled over to Little Johnny and smacked him upside the head.
"That robot is a lie detector", said Little Johnny's father.  "Where were you?"
"We went over to Billy's house to watch a movie."
"What movie did you watch?"
"The Ten Commandments."
SMACK
"Debbie Does Dallas."
"Let that be a warning to you," said Little Johhny's father.  "When I was your age, I never told lies."
The robot smacked Little Johnny's father so hard his toupee fell off.
Little Johnny's mother is doubled over with laughter.  "You can't be too angry at him, can you, after that?  He certainly is YOUR son".
The robot smacked Little Johnny's mother so hard she fell off her chair.

5 comments:

  1. Oh, dear. Life is "interesting."

    Glad you're well enough to share delightful stories.

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  2. We need one of those robots at the next GOP convention. And another one that can wander around the U.S. Congress.

    Beautiful photos. I always dressed in hooker-casual when taking my little tykes to the park (not really).

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  3. Ha ha those were fun. Please keep your fingers crossed tonight Fodder as the Canucks play the first game with San Jose Sharks.

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  4. I haven't check your blog for couple days and I see I have several posts to read.

    (By the way the Canucks just won.)

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  5. After MUCH debating, I swallowed my fear and put MY post up just now. Joe is overly cautious of getting "sensitive souls" upset so I have to tread cautiously ON MY OWN %$#% BLOG.

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