Friday, February 24, 2012

Advice for men and women over 60


Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore – under fiction.

Q: W hat can I do while my wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy.  If you are handy with tools you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over 60 husband?
A: Tell him you are pregnant

Q: How can I avoid wrinkles as I get older?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What should I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should people over 60 use valet parking?
A: Because the valet won’t forget where he parked your car.

Q: Is it common for people over 60 to have short term memory storage problems?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon

Q: Where should people over 60 look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by people over 60 when they enter an antique store?
A: I remember these.

4 comments:

  1. Strangely, going on 67, none of these resonate in my life. Am I missing some fun?

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  2. Those are funny. Thanks for the chuckle!

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  3. When men and women reach 60 changes may happen like attitudes and how they communicate with other people. Such disturbances in their life happen like health,memories and the like.

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