Thursday, April 11, 2013

More Signs of the Times


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On ao Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

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At a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"



from my friend Robert

2 comments:

  1. Saw a sign on a contractor's truck. It said,"We do three kinds of work; good, cheap and fast. You can have two out of the three, if it's good and cheap, it won't be fast. If it's good and fast, it won't be cheap. If it's cheap and fast, it won't be good.

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  2. My mechanics shop in Regina had the same sign. Loved it.

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