Saturday, December 6, 2025

The Mascot for 2025 - a drunken Raccoon.

 The hottest trend on Threads right now is of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store, creating havoc and grabbing a bottle of expensive single-malt, passing out in the bethroom between the toiet and garbage can. After the 2025 we have had, everyone can identify with him (male assumed as a given). 





Many suggestions followed. Person of the year, replacement for Pete Kegsbreath and running him for president in 2028. For a running mate, the raccoon thast broke into a bakery and ate so many doughnuts, he couldnt move. 

He is even appearing in liquor ads.



The raccoon spent the night in the Animal Rescue drunk tank and was released next day into the wild with the mother of all hangovers

So remember, even if your diet is mostly trash, drink responsibly.

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9 comments:

  1. peppylady (Dora)December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM

    I would bet he had a hell of hang over.

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  2. NanDecember 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM

    Having figured out how to break into the ABC store one time odds are he'll be back to binge again. Trash pandas are quite smart, unfortunately. He'll remember where the good stuff is.

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    1. The Blog FodderDecember 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM

      Or maybe he will swear off for life? Yes, Raccoons are extremely smart. Along with octopuses and crows/ravens, land, sea, and air are covered. Those three species will rule the world.

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  3. Debra She Who SeeksDecember 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM

    Colbert did a bit on the drunken raccoon too and had a photo of Pete Hegseth passed out face down along with the raccoon on the bathroom floor.

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    1. The Blog FodderDecember 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM

      Love it. What an accumulation of Losers your WH has put together.

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    2. The Blog FodderDecember 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM

      I love watching colbert on Youtube

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  4. Diane HendersDecember 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM

    This story made my day! I feel sorry for the raccoon and his poor pickled liver, but the fact that he made it all the way to the bathroom before passing out tickles my funnybone to no end. Maybe your next piece of flash fiction should be about how the spirit of Rick O'Shea temporarily inhabited a raccoon and went on a bender. ;-)

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