The Mascot for 2025 - a drunken Raccoon.

 The hottest trend on Threads right now is of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store, creating havoc and grabbing a bottle of expensive single-malt, passing out in the bethroom between the toiet and garbage can. After the 2025 we have had, everyone can identify with him (male assumed as a given). 

Many suggestions followed. Person of the year, replacement for Pete Kegsbreath and running him for president in 2028. For a running mate, the raccoon thast broke into a bakery and ate so many doughnuts, he couldnt move. 

He is even appearing in liquor ads.

The raccoon spent the night in the Animal Rescue drunk tank and was released next day into the wild with the mother of all hangovers

So remember, even if your diet is mostly trash, drink responsibly.