1. These greens are so fast I
have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead
2. I was three over today:
One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett
3. Actually, the only time I
ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~
Jim Murray
4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle
4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle
5. Sex and golf are the two
things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner
6. I don't fear death, but I
sure don't like those three-footers for par. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
7. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
7. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
8. The ball retriever is not
long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis
9. Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson
11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
9. Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson
11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
12. There is no similarity
between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air,
and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan
13. Professional golf is the
only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. ~ Jack Nicklaus
14. The uglier a man's legs
are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~ H. G. Wells
15. I never pray on a golf
course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~
Billy Graham
16. If you watch a game, it's
fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob
Hope
17. While playing golf today,
I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman
18. If you think it's hard to
meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~ Jack Lemmon
19. You can make a lot of
money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither
of their husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino
20. I'm not saying my golf
game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino
I love to play golf so much. Those quotes are very nice. Thank you for this one.
ReplyDeleteA game of golf is a long walk spoiled. Which is why I no longer play the game. I prefer just the walk.
ReplyDeleteI think Jack Benny and Bob Hope's jokes were especially good.
ReplyDeleteI've played golf a handful of times. It was OK but I didn't develop a love for the game the way so many guys do.
Didn't know you played golf Al. You must have done some playing to know the wisdom behind some of the quotes. I've seen quite a few quotes on golf-never seen most of these before. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteTo SW above. It's not only guys who love the game.
I have played four games in my life which was three too many but I am a slow learner. Now I caddy for others if asked.
DeleteI can see where people grow to love it though as one plays against one's self as much as anything.