Friday, July 6, 2012

Too lazy to blog again

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
 BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
 CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
 COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
 HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
 INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
 RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
 SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
 SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
 TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
 TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
 YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
 WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Thanks, Wayne. 


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