Too lazy to blog again

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

 BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

 CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

 COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

 DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

 EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

 HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

 INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

 MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

 RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

 SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

 SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

 TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

 TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

 YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

 WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

Thanks, Wayne.