International Women's Day was beautiful but cold.
After we had all eaten and the kitchen was full of dirty dishes, I said to Tanya, "Don't worry about the dishes, Honey . . . you can do them tomorrow when it isn't International Women's Day anymore".
And you're alive to post?
ReplyDeleteSo she didn't hit you with the frying pan.
ReplyDeleteI think you dreamed it happening. Of course maybe those ladies on the continent are more tolerant.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. Most of the dishes were done before I went to bed and the rest by 7:00 am this morning. when I told Tanya she said "OK. You can live".
ReplyDeleteI'm with May-B; surprised that you lived to tell the tale.
ReplyDeleteYou need to learn to engage your brain before you open your mouth. Oh, wait; you already do that; you just use the reverse gear.
I spend my life waiting for opportunities to use lines like that, regardless of consequences.
ReplyDeleteLike my friend Bob who went to the Dr. with a bladder infection and was asked if it burned when he urinated. He said he didn't know, he never tried to light it.
When I was in highschool I went to the Dr. with a gash over my eyebrow from a collision on the ball field.
How did it happen?
I bit myself.
How can you bite yourself on the forehead?
I stood on a chair.