The nice folks at PETA say we shouldn't eat allegedly factory-farmed turkeys because they live a life of terrible suffering and hell. Have they ever lied to you before? The nice folks at Beyond Factory Farming urge us to eat happy free range naturally organic turkeys raised with love and kindness.
Frankly, if PETA and Beyond Factory Farming were right, the merciful thing to do would be to eat the factory farmed birds and put them out of their misery, leaving the others to enjoy Nirvana.
I couldn't make up my mind, so I stuffed and roasted a beef heart. Tanya pronounced it...edible.