Monday, September 27, 2010

I hab a code

Sids yedsterday, I hab a terrible code in my node.  By sinuses are rudding and I caddot breed (oh, shud ub). Doday wads Lenaz birdday so we wed to deir blace for 10:00 am brudch.  Do ob her frieds cabe from her hobe villadge.  We drag beddy toads ad by nood by code wadth fide.  I wed hobe ad slebt for siggs hours.  Dow I hab a hedegg ad a code.  Nodding meggs seds eddy bore.


7 comments:

  1. Ha! I love that show.

    Sorry about your cold, though, dad. I've got one too. Plus allergies. I am a truly unpleasant person to be around at the moment.

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  2. A code in yur nothe? Thath's tho thad!

    I do hope you're soon better.

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  3. I hope Lenaz appreciates duh tode you dive dem for a birdday present.

    Id duh gift dat teeps on divving.

    Idth people like you dat makes me hab to dit a fwu thot.

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  4. Thanks for the sympathy, folks. My cold has moved to my chest so breathing is easier except when I cough.
    Dana, if I had not gone to Lena's birthday party, I'd have been on her shit list worse than just going with a cold. No kisses or handshakes and wash hands frequently.

    Your last line was confusing; was it get a flu shot or get a few shot. Likely both, knowing you.

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  5. HABBY BIRDDAY TO YOU
    HABBY BIRDDAY TO YOU
    *ACHOO*
    HABBY BIRDDAY WIDDLE WED NOSE
    HABBY BIRDDAY TO *COUGH* YOOOOOOU


    *waving snot covered hanky at you*

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  6. That is seriously every man with a cold that I have ever seen. It's funny every time.

    Poor, poor bunny.

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