Sids yedsterday, I hab a terrible code in my node. By sinuses are rudding and I caddot breed (oh, shud ub). Doday wads Lenaz birdday so we wed to deir blace for 10:00 am brudch. Do ob her frieds cabe from her hobe villadge. We drag beddy toads ad by nood by code wadth fide. I wed hobe ad slebt for siggs hours. Dow I hab a hedegg ad a code. Nodding meggs seds eddy bore.
Ha! I love that show.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your cold, though, dad. I've got one too. Plus allergies. I am a truly unpleasant person to be around at the moment.
I'b sorry aboud your code.
ReplyDeleteA code in yur nothe? Thath's tho thad!
ReplyDeleteI do hope you're soon better.
I hope Lenaz appreciates duh tode you dive dem for a birdday present.
ReplyDeleteId duh gift dat teeps on divving.
Idth people like you dat makes me hab to dit a fwu thot.
Thanks for the sympathy, folks. My cold has moved to my chest so breathing is easier except when I cough.
ReplyDeleteDana, if I had not gone to Lena's birthday party, I'd have been on her shit list worse than just going with a cold. No kisses or handshakes and wash hands frequently.
Your last line was confusing; was it get a flu shot or get a few shot. Likely both, knowing you.
HABBY BIRDDAY TO YOU
ReplyDeleteHABBY BIRDDAY TO YOU
*ACHOO*
HABBY BIRDDAY WIDDLE WED NOSE
HABBY BIRDDAY TO *COUGH* YOOOOOOU
*waving snot covered hanky at you*
That is seriously every man with a cold that I have ever seen. It's funny every time.
ReplyDeletePoor, poor bunny.