Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Worst Practical Joke Ever

Alternate title: Revenge is Sweet*

1. Find dead dog
2. Tie one end of 20' rope to dead dog's neck.
3. Tie other end to back of friend's/enemy's/neighbour's vehicle.
4. Tuck body of dog and rope well under vehicle so it is not noticed when driving away.

5. Safety precaution: Move to Baluchistan.

* DC, you were right. You can find anything on Google.

1 comment:

  1. Every time I think I've just figured out how bad you really are, you come up with something even worse.

    If Tanya dies under mysterious circumstances, we know exactly where to start looking. Under a pick up truck, or some similar vehicle.

    Fortunately, you're in th Ukraine, so I won't have to check under my vehicle every time I go out. I think.

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