Conversations

Trying out new powerful room deodorant in Velika Kshenia (Big Spoon in Ukrainian) grocery store:
Me: This smells awful.
Tanya: You think you smell better?
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Getting ready for trip to Dnipro yesterday:
Tanya:  Here is 400 hrivna for gas and food.
Me: I will pay you back 400 hrivna from my account when I go to the Bankomat.
Tanya: You will pay me back 800 hrivna.  I am trying to save money.